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The Gnome is a majestic creature.

Why not holiday in beautiful Gnome Fjord?

Gnomes in Landen possess the regenerative properties of the Tarrasque.

This is to their advantage in both work and play!

A Gnome once bit my sister.

Gnomes determine their hit points using the fabled 1000-Sided Die of Mabuse.

The new favored class of the Gnome is Mime.

Mimes are found in every major city.

A mime once bit my llama.

But the head of the Mime Guild has never been heard from.

His enemies have trapped him in an invisible box.

At first level, every Gnome can cast Dancing Lights and Power Word, Massacree.

Gnomes have Ultravision. Anyone remember Ultravision?

Me neither.

Please excuse this web page. It was completed at the last minute and at great cost.

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